My Lovely Ham Dinner

Lately Jim has been complaining about the amount of chicken and turkey we have been eating. It's his fault really. He and Arion are the one's with the high cholesterol. They both have been told to eat more white meat. So when I asked what he wanted for dinner, the response was "anything but chicken". So while at the market, I saw a large ham on sale and grabbed it. Jim's mom came over and I made my usual big Sunday dinner. So here we are, I have a big ham, garlic & parmesan potatoes, asparagus with hollandaise sauce and a salad with the red onions he loves. I pulled the ham out and asked Jim to carve it then started trying to get everything else on the table. Next thing I know Jim has disappeared. I didn't pay much attention, just started carving it myself. Then I noticed Brandon couldn't get into the restroom for his pre-dinner pee. Next thing we know I hear the distinctive sound of Jim barfing. Long story short (too late), he was unable to eat my lovely dinner because he had snuck out and had a Frosty and then ate the french onion dip and chips that I served before dinner. Next Sunday, he gets chicken.