Being Anal at the Grocery Store

Really people. Am I so anal that I let the grocery store check-out girl piss me off. Yes. Not only could she not grasp the concept of "NO" to the paper and plastic (that's why I have this large bag of re-usable bags), but is unable to efficiently pack said bags. She seemed to think that the bread and eggs would fare better in plastic. How, I don't know. She also thought the grapes "would be less smooched" in a plastic bag. I finally said "PLEASE, I don't want the plastic bags." To that she gave me a look of horror.