Super Uterus

Just before Thanksgiving I was trying to explain the concept of the Super Uterus to Rebecca, a girl living with my friend Shannon. For those who are unaware of the concept of the Super Uterus, it is possessed by every mother or wife. It is the part of the anatomy that give the female the super human ability to find any item in the home that is lost by her husband or child. Things like; "Honey, where are my keys". Da na na na NA "they are in your coat pocket". "Mom, where are my shoes" Da na na na NA "they are under the table". She looked at me like I had lost my mind, and maybe so, but the next day as we were talking in the living room and Jim yelled at me "Anne, where is ...." and after looking at Rebecca and voicing the "DA NA NA NA NA" I informed Jim where the item was. Now. . . you may be asking, what in the hell made me think about this today. Well sports fans, this morning both Jim and Lauren couldn't find her project and came upstairs to ask me where it was. Of course I told them (without breaking stride) that it was on the breakfast bar. After he left and I was all alone again, I did do the DA NA NA NA NA. See Rebecca, Super Uterus still lives.