The Purple Guy Made Me Do It

Last night I was trying to cook dinner and I heard Brandon come in crying. I ran over to see what happened and he was yelling that it was "Dangerous". OK . . . . What was dangerous I asked Brandon. He started to tell me about standing on the seat of his bike, but it was dangerous. RIGHT . . "Why were you standing on your seat" I asked. "The purple guy said to. He does it". Somehow I knew what he was talking about. Scary right. You see he has this toy. Its a guy on a motorcycle that can sit or stand. I then try to explain that he's a toy and Brandon is a REAL boy and REAL boys don't try things that toys try. I think he got it because he kept saying that it was dangerous. YEAH . . . RIGHT. He ended up with only a couple of scraps, nothing broken. I guess a new lesson has been learned. Don't listen to your toys.